"History"

"So good they bottled it"

    I personally don't think that we should have certain sodas like "Turkey and Gravy" styled soda. But that's my opinion so it does not really matter, but if you think of it, what other flavors could there be in the future. I learned that really anything as a flavor is possible today, from Peanut and Jelly flavor soda to Pea Flavor soda. I have seen other people react and taste weird and disturbing flavor soda (Examples are Grass clippings Soda, Pigskin flavor soda, and one of my personal favorites to see people react to, Ranch flavor soda). I minorly disagree and agree with the article at the same time, I do agree that we should try new things every now and then, but some stuff we should never touch. I can make the connection that weird flavor = more weird flavors= more...and so on, point is they just gonna get weirder and weirder till it just normal. While some of the soda sounds like something I would try, I'm ok with water. 

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